My Eyebrows Aren’t Even

…….my eyebrows aren’t even…..

that’s an easy fix

tweezers fix everything

which one should I fix?

the right one you idiot, it’s longer

fine! right it is.

maybe your eyes are just different sizes.

not everyone has symmetrical faces

hmm? are you sure?

my left eye is a bit more slanted….

there’s a hair on your chin

UGH! whatever

people will see it!

NO

they talk about it for sure

whatever, I’ll get rid of it then no one will see

there’s more…

five…five hairs

five hairs, five pounds

five pounds

five hairs for five pounds

……..

if only you could pluck the five pounds

if only

if only…

ten pounds

twenty…

then people wouldn’t stare at the hairs

they wouldn’t stare….

why are they staring?

you know….

……

come on….

my face isn’t symmetrical

and…

the hairs on my chin

and…

my body

……..

i’m odd

……..

my…

mommy, you’re so beautiful

……..

whattt?

nothing, i just…

whattt?

thank you sweetie

am I beautiful?

you’re perfect

so are you! I Love You

I Love You!

can you lay down with me?

of course sweetheart, I’m coming

yay! okay.

…..my eyebrows aren’t even…..

 

 

Broke Businesswoman

I bet you’ve had a few amazing ideas pop into your head in the last hour, 2 hours, 24 hours.

I hear ya, trust me I do. I bet I can guess the next words to come out of your mouth, “I would but I don’t have the money”, or some variation of that.

I’ve set out to start not one but two businesses while working full-time and being the mother of a wild, adventurous, imaginative, adorable (sorry I’m a proud mother) daughter. Continue reading Broke Businesswoman